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I'm Cabbage, and on this website you'll find my reviews, among other things. Please join me on my cabbage sorting journey.

Things to keep in mind:
The reviews are mostly written for my personal amusement, their quality isn't stellar.
I'm not the best when it comes to spoilers, especially in my pre 2023 reviews...
I am an adult and there will be discussion of NSFW topics and maybe a drawn nude here or there. I'll try to spoiler if it's overly graphic.
I sometimes talk about sensitive topics.
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updates
Dec 26, 2025: LM shrine update [content]

Added some new characters and changed the css a bit so do a hard refresh!

Dec 19, 2025: Minor updates [design]

In the process of changing up css on some pages, if anything is broken please hard refresh. Added tons of fanlistings (and my life makeover fl is up!) along with ootdsthat are being added regularly :-D

Nov 19, 2025: Some minor updates [new_page]

I made a joined fanlistings page, I listed all of the pages I haven't migrated yet in my archive section and there's also a couple of ootds available. And I joined the gamer webring!

Nov 14, 2025: Video Game Favourites [content]

Added a video game section

Nov 12, 2025: Old layout archive [new_page]

Added an archive of screenshots of my old layouts + new LM ootd

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I thought you might appreciate my site https://crba.dedyn.io
Dec 4, 2025 9:42 AM
Hello, I created a site to collect all the art in an obscure art series called "Canterlot Royal Ballet Academy" by Taiwanese-Japanese artist AVCHonline. I first found the series in early 2024, and had deeply spiritual experience with it that led me to become obsessed with it. It's ostensibly an MLP fan series, however I view as its original world with different characters (that are mlp in name only) and atmosphere that I consider to be fully separate. I'm not fan of MLP and MLP doesn't come to mind when thinking about CRBA.

https://crba.dedyn.io
cabbage (admin) Dec 4, 2025 7:26 PM
Most intriguing...
Anonymous
Dec 1, 2025 9:59 PM
Cool site! Really like the styling.
cabbage (admin) Dec 2, 2025 3:18 PM
Thanks!!
Myrtletribe
Nov 27, 2025 4:12 PM
thank you for the follow! looove the look of your site, very unique! and your content too, the OOTD thing is super cute, and i'm looking forward to reading some of your reviews.
cabbage (admin) Dec 2, 2025 3:17 PM
Thank you thank you!! Likewise, I really enjoy your reviews too :-DD
Nov 22, 2025 9:49 PM
Godd i related to your hikaru review so much, especially this line:
"I feel like the stakes in these stories never feel truly high, the emotions I'm supposed to feel never hit me hard, and I can never get fully invested - YET the way people speak about it makes it sounds like there's a lot more to it than what I end up receiving."
Thats how i feel about the past decade of anime/manga so much omfg. the only exception i can think of is land of the lustrous? like i wonder if im just aging out of this interest or if the state of things really do just suck lmao...
cabbage (admin) Nov 23, 2025 6:08 AM
YESSSS. That's the thing for me, I can't say I totally grew out of it because every now and then I'll be hit with something that makes me FEEL. But I would definitely say people overhype certain shows way too much. When it comes to shonen, I already know what I don't like so I don't fall for the bait. However when it comes to works made by women/for women I tend to want to give them a chance more often than not, and I accidentally find myself trusting a 12 year olds judgement. At 12 I thought Code Geass was lifechanging...
Now that I thought about it a bit more I have a weird theory, the reason why I encounter this issue in bl especially (and women made gl too, forgot to mention in my review) is because the fans of those genres feel like their favourite works never get enough attention due to them being bl/gl and they tend to talk up their value and pretend like they're more good than what they really are. Like they just slightly oversell it? In reality, the world is full of mid and shitty bl/gl because... that's just how averages work! And in the case of hikanatsu I think the fact that the bl is more of an undertone manga fans could oversell it even higher because normies wouldn't be as disturbed by the gayness as much.......... Ok I'm just tinfoiling too hard atp, people might just have lower standards and different tastes xddd
Nov 21, 2025 11:54 PM
i've always rly liked this site - went through it again and discovered the things page (was it always there?) nonetheless, i love when ppl show their stuff... idk what that says ab me lol, but the whole vibe of ur site is so refreshing :)
cabbage (admin) Nov 22, 2025 2:13 PM
Thank you Catra ♥, the things page is new!! And yes omg I love when people show their stuff too so I get you hahah
Nov 21, 2025 12:35 PM
Hey, read your Rabies review which I liked the tone of and though you might like the much shorter https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hot_Zone on a similar theme. Liking the new theme and what you write, please do continue to ping my feed reader!
cabbage (admin) Nov 21, 2025 8:47 PM
Thank you for the rec, it seems really neat *and* it's nonfiction - I'll check it out!! And will do :-D
Anonymous
Nov 18, 2025 10:09 PM
preach regarding your semi-recent diary entry. laughed out loud at "Instead of not subscribing to something that clearly does harm, you've subscribed, hit the bell button AND SMASHED THAT LIKE BUTTON!!!!". I love how expressive and riveting your writing is. keep up the great work madame cabbage
cabbage (admin) Nov 19, 2025 6:34 AM
Thank you dear nonnie, I love when people find my rants amusing, it makes my day!
I'm letting you know madame cabbage will appear in my vocabulary from now on HAHAHA
Nov 18, 2025 5:49 PM
Thank you so much for joining the FL I made -- I love your website! =)
cabbage (admin) Nov 19, 2025 6:30 AM
Of course, Akihiko was my man of choice when I played p3p on my first playthrough like 13 years ago hehehe. And thank you, I love that you've kept your domain name since 2007, I seriously respect that!
Nov 15, 2025 5:31 AM
loving the new layout, the colours are so pleasing to the eye! your latest blog really did resonate with me as well; the amount of virtue signalling in defense of males that i've seen from my nosy lurking has just reaffirmed that leaving nc behind was for the better, LOL. they never wanted to actually leave social media, all they wanted was social media on their terms so they can soapbox about how trannies are the most oppressed in society & that they're totally not a girl because they like pink in a "boy way" or whatever. its nice to see even a shred of sanity about how these people are just reinforcing gender roles and flat-out lying about radfeminism and gender crit beliefs. thank you for your service cabbage
cabbage (admin) Nov 15, 2025 11:51 AM
hehe thanks!! it really was the best decision, witnessing everyone go through mass psychosis makes me not even update my site on the neocities feed anymore lmao. and exactly that, they just want to hear their own opinions echoed back and any form of disagreement (from women xddd) is equal to murder, a really convenient way to brush aside any criticism or alternative way of thinking. and thank you, i'm doing my part (insert starship troopers meme here)!!
Nov 12, 2025 7:59 PM
Hi cabbage! Just wanted to express my gratitude for following my webpage. I resonate with your about section and if Czechia actually had sea I would be spending all day at a beach :-)

I found your running adventures quite motivating. I used to run, too, but the furthest I ever ran was only 2km. I wanted to get back to running, but most of the time I just don't have the energy to go for a run :P

Oh yeah, and the details/summary tag is just what I've been looking for. Definitely a game changer!

P.S. If you ever plan on visiting Czechia, please do! You are welcome here any time :-)
cabbage (admin) Nov 13, 2025 5:46 AM
i would say come pay us a visit during summer but the prices turned so disgustingly exorbitant after euro that i cannot recommend it in good conscience anymore :'). maybe after all the businesses and landlords notice being extremely greedy and more expensive than greece or italy won't get them anywhere, they'll relent...

if you ever decide to run again, i strongly recommend the couch to 5k program. it's so good at making you feel like you're progressing well without hitting major obstacles that would make you want to quit early on. it's also only 30-45 minutes so you're in and out of the house in under an hour. but also i understand running isn't for everyone, a lot of people tell me they find it incredibly boring hahah

yess i'm glad the details/summary gospel is spreading! it's such a fun tag lmao

oh i will!! it's such a beautiful country!!